Careful and Itchy fingers

Why is it that when you walk downstairs at night and you are feeling a little sleepy but curious about what the adults are talking about or doing downstairs that the CAREFUL GOES AWAY and you slip?

There is was walking downstairs and suddenly there was no careful under my feet and I fell. When I was told that I should be careful I had to explain to the adult in question that it was not that easy as the "careful went away".

Buttons are made for pressing and gadgets are made for tinkering with, there are no two ways about that one. So, again this begs the question why adults have to lable you as having itchy hands or itchy fingers when in fact all you are doing is responding to the buttons and gadgets desire to be pushed or fidgeted with.

The best place for this is definitely sitting in the front seat of my Mum's car - the aircon is split so this is amazing fun, you can turn it on high, on the face, on the body, on the feet at the side, the front or the back. The radio and CD player has several functions and if you are a budding DJ you can really get some funky sounds going. Then there is the glove compartment - this houses things that Mum wants to keep in the car but hide from the outside world. The most fun is gained from telling her to drive fast then flipping the catch and watching the door bounce open - it also gains the most shock factor in terms of making Mum jump. Then of course there is the all time favourite: electric windows - this is a whole topic on its own.

So when Mum told me to stop having itchy fingers I just told her that it was unfortunate, however the itchy would not go from my fingers ;)

My Planet - Planet Max

My Planet - Planet Max
One early morning, I woke up, and woke up everyone else. I got told off, so I sat on the sofa and told my Mum that I was leaving and going back to my planet and my other Mummy and brothers and I was going to take JJ with me.I come from a planet that you reach by jumping over other stars and planets.

I have five brothers there, called One, Two, Three, Four and Five. My Mum on that planet is called Mummy Max. I also think that that is where Max the girl kitten came from. She is very strange at times. I have thrown her in the pool and she swims and comes back for me. I am also told that she is a thief - but I just felt sorry for her as she looked hungry so I gave her my lunch the other day. I ended up in the dark cupboard for that one!

I now only have three brothers on my other planet, that is because two of them were naughty so I killed them. The three left have been renamed: Three, Three and Three. Much easier than having to remember all of their names.

The fact remains that not all of us are actually from this earth, we just visit and the go back and visit the other home from time to time. This would then explain the silly conspiracy theory that all watchers of the X-files have been educated to believe: that the US government is out to integrate aliens into the world, or maybe is actually run by a bunch of aliens in skin suits. That would probably make more sense - especially if those aliens came from the crazy planet.

24 February 2006