My Planet - Planet Max

My Planet - Planet Max
One early morning, I woke up, and woke up everyone else. I got told off, so I sat on the sofa and told my Mum that I was leaving and going back to my planet and my other Mummy and brothers and I was going to take JJ with me.I come from a planet that you reach by jumping over other stars and planets.

I have five brothers there, called One, Two, Three, Four and Five. My Mum on that planet is called Mummy Max. I also think that that is where Max the girl kitten came from. She is very strange at times. I have thrown her in the pool and she swims and comes back for me. I am also told that she is a thief - but I just felt sorry for her as she looked hungry so I gave her my lunch the other day. I ended up in the dark cupboard for that one!

I now only have three brothers on my other planet, that is because two of them were naughty so I killed them. The three left have been renamed: Three, Three and Three. Much easier than having to remember all of their names.

The fact remains that not all of us are actually from this earth, we just visit and the go back and visit the other home from time to time. This would then explain the silly conspiracy theory that all watchers of the X-files have been educated to believe: that the US government is out to integrate aliens into the world, or maybe is actually run by a bunch of aliens in skin suits. That would probably make more sense - especially if those aliens came from the crazy planet.

24 February 2006